ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
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hyperbali: mimejuice: queensimia: coelasquid: Oh my god the Facebook page for that restaurant that Gordon Ramsay abandoned on the last episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Like, you always figure this stuff is super sensationalized for the camera but damn, unless this woman is keeping the act up and angling for her own reality show… OMFG is about the proper response to this whole thing… God,...
branflakes-stark: my preferred pronoun is daenerys stormborn of house targaryen, queen of the andals and the first men, khaleesi of the great grass sea, breaker of chains and mother of dragons please respect that
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” And thus, god...
loldemort: don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
who be wearing the same outfit 2 days in a row?
niggaimdeadass: especially if nobody saw you the first day or you gonna be in completely different places the next day people be giving me the eye like damn that’s a sharp bitch and in my head i’m like you right i was this sharp yesterday too
chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon
me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby
throbinhood: my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have where he blinks when you move him and if you angle it right he’ll wink oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
benjenstark: SANSA, ARYA, RICKON, AND BRAN HAVEN’T SEEN THEIR MOTHER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF GAME OF THRONES HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY
tvspecial: whorville: I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored did someone say something
thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know