March 2011
Teacher: “Have you done your homework?”
Student: “Have you graded my test?”
Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade”
Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”
Watchvaux:
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robonmyknob:
OH MY GOD
I was laughing really hard at this until I saw the wrong use of “too”. I stopped laughing and shut it off. The part before that was really good oh my god what am i saying
Today was the second time I’m seem them ever. I feel lucky
February 2011
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I really, really wish people still used family...
My dad and brother just had a pseudo-dramatic...
Dad: “Why did you eat your salad when you said you wanted one?”
Brother: “I never said I wanted one!”
Dad: “You made it!”
Brother: “You told me to make 3!”
Dad: “You filled your bowl up completely!”
Brother: “You told me to make it so I did!”
Dad: “Maybe you’re going insane. Maybe you thought you wanted...
My cat is convinced that my open biology textbook...
369 pages later, and I'm finally caught up with...
Also, sorry for lots of reblogs. :D
The awkward moment when you sneeze and no one says...
ommlovee:
but someone else sneezes and someone says bless you.
I didn’t wanna be blessed anyway, bitch.
The side of my head just fell asleep. I didn't...
