May 2012
monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
“If I were on the Iron Throne and I had to choose a Hand, I would want Tyrion. He...”
– Isaac Hempstead-Wright (Bran Stark)
sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
Advertising Threat
steampoweredrocket:
SCREAMING
h-styles:
fuckme-1direction:
nickiminiall:
h-styles:
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
AUSTIN HIPSTER MATING CALL
wheninatx:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
shaving23spiders:
richwhitelesbian:
for me the #1 meme is the inevitable passage of time and slow decay of all lifeforms until they are unable to sustain themselves any longer and die. the first time i experienced this meme i started sobbing uncontrollably
i prefer the trolling face
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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theyellovvbrickroad:
whenever i see a good butt
its like the world stops for a moment
and its just me and butt
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suburban-whitegirlproblems:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Woah that got way too deep way to fast for me…
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sometimes I forget how close "m" and "n" are on...
bigbigtruck:
and wonder what’s in the “Amal” tag on Tumblr
and then i’m like
oh
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
Watchsacre-coeurs:
ANDY MILONAKIS
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