His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
00sjams: Sternum, is anything wrong? Is anything right?
Person: What state do you live in?
b-baka-its-not-like-i: when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
showerfriendlypunkrocker: Add me on skype but let’s not really talk ever, just acknowledge the fact that we are contacts
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
rashidajones: gif is actually pronounced bon iver
marththebland: We need to ban light. I mean, come on. A particle that’s simultaneously a wave? How am I supposed to explain that to my children?
Dawson had a creek. Moody has a point.
everets: an inside look at blasters in the star wars universe: are regular guns with bullets more effective? yes. probably.
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
shavingryansprivates: i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS
dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
amandafiske: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
gloomyteens: just a random song i made with my soda bottle idk
the-king-of-time: dark-wolfs-last-day: ...
moustacheislove: i really hate when people say ‘no homo’ like excuse you get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
uglyreckless: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT
laughingnancy: itsybitsyparker: consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan: moonymoons: give me liberty, or give me butts