I'm Connor, and I reproduce by budding: Archive

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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”

– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

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edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums

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Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.

sherbertsheperton:

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00sjams: Sternum, is anything wrong? Is anything right?

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Person: What state do you live in?

Me: Denial.

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b-baka-its-not-like-i: when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’

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showerfriendlypunkrocker: Add me on skype but let’s not really talk ever, just acknowledge the fact that we are contacts

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I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics

Me while watching: 
 Jesus, look at those arms.
 Damn, look at those quads.
 Sweet Lord, look at that butt.

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rashidajones: gif is actually pronounced bon iver

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marththebland: We need to ban light. I mean, come on. A particle that’s simultaneously a wave? How am I supposed to explain that to my children?

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Dawson had a creek. Moody has a point.

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everets: an inside look at blasters in the star wars universe: are regular guns with bullets more effective? yes. probably.

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Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice

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shavingryansprivates: i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS

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dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running

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