usogui: this game is horrible jesus fuck
vaux-box: omg i’m gonna pee myself
ohyousillypotato: how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what
lnternetexplorers: how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing
thatfuckingcrowv2: lunchladydoris: not being funny but there’s a suspicious looking helicopter circling my house suspicious how? is it wearing an eyepatch?
samblings: farfromthepacific: ondskefull: did anybody else notice that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass omfg God bless America.
Cosmo sex tip #490
cosmo-sex-tips: Before you eat her out, say grace.
Cosmo sex tip #494
cosmo-sex-tips: As you reach into his pants, yell, ‘Who’s that pokémon???’”
ablogorsomething: I was so unprepared for that omg
Anonymous asked: connor you are amazing okay bye
Someone help me I can’t stop watching The People’s Court and Judge Judy clips on youtube.
fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
leighway: howdomermaidsfuck | fairygodblogger: you can take any screen shot from any show and put it in black and white and all of a sudden it becomes a deep thought about life
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet