August 2012
Watchusogui:
this game is horrible jesus fuck
Watchvaux-box:
omg i’m gonna pee myself
Watchmortal-remains:
me
ohyousillypotato:
how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what
lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing
thatfuckingcrowv2:
lunchladydoris:
not being funny but there’s a suspicious looking helicopter circling my house
suspicious how? is it wearing an eyepatch?
samblings:
farfromthepacific:
ondskefull:
did anybody else notice
that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass
omfg
God bless America.
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Cosmo sex tip #490
cosmo-sex-tips:
Before you eat her out, say grace.
Cosmo sex tip #494
cosmo-sex-tips:
As you reach into his pants, yell, ‘Who’s that pokémon???’”
Watchablogorsomething:
I was so unprepared for that omg
Anonymous asked: connor you are amazing okay bye
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Someone help me I can’t stop watching The People’s Court and Judge Judy clips on youtube.
fwips:
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
leighway:
howdomermaidsfuck | fairygodblogger:
you can take any screen shot from any show and put it in black and white and all of a sudden it becomes a deep thought about life
imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
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sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet