(submission from drunkqueso)
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
(via this-is-not-ryans-blog)
The Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good Dress
Graphics made in Photoshop and printed onto Organic Cotton Sateen
Ivory polyester lining, heavy duty gold zipper
Jan 2013
HOLY SHIT!
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
(via versustoday)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
(via tong-hua-lah)
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
(via versustoday)
The Office: First and Last Appearances
This is the best post I will ever reblog.
God dammit I will miss this show so much
(via this-is-not-ryans-blog)

