var sc_project=6854250; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="fc056d58"; This blog brought to you in part by Lacey “Mussels” WeeksTumblr (3.0; @connorlikescrack)http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/985d0ff6dcb39e959fdacbd7224ad054/tumblr_mms2wsLnDA1qm0qi9o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-laughing-cactus.tumblr.com/post/50408008247/the-man-at-starbucks-asked-what-my-name-was-and-i">the-laughing-cactus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181708305http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181708305Thu, 23 May 2013 19:13:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3e91521449ca84b1d4a3c7e5a354c46/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d53ab86c8fb8af724e19490868074ee5/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d29f7d020211d0ce85139ccefa9a99d/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7b5745eb3d830cc49d39944548ba7dd/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5602a4d2bdb38ce3f7226d8000d7e9c5/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6eb8c5298f2f453f3af96438a5de1393/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4d669141e7b680f48d9e4290ef9d495/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dd8088d49197f0d67420b6575953394/tumblr_mlxnhg6Gxd1qjqzoeo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181415332http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181415332Thu, 23 May 2013 19:09:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danielkanhai.tumblr.com/post/51118003000/the-next-time-someone-passes-out-at-a-party-draw-a">danielkanhai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the next time someone passes out at a party draw a picture of their face on their penis.</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181128765http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181128765Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4eda11a156b9a398245fa24ce3e83e4/tumblr_mn0k9wM9Gu1r2j3nvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181065337http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51181065337Thu, 23 May 2013 19:04:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/def6d6ff78992b6682cfd8df77ce9412/tumblr_mn49z7qBfs1qfns5so4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/069198374d56666e8031b6bf818716c8/tumblr_mn49z7qBfs1qfns5so1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8b56a2dbf95673db9ccb67872d0fe29/tumblr_mn49z7qBfs1qfns5so2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e27aa655e05db5b4230a520aa106809/tumblr_mn49z7qBfs1qfns5so3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commanderspock.tumblr.com/post/51072371656/scienceing-an-exotic-creature-from-an-alien">commanderspock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scienceing.tumblr.com/post/50945819702">scienceing</a></p> <blockquote> <p>An exotic creature from an alien world.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180760827http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180760827Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotweiners.tumblr.com/post/48809966535/methlabrador-i-accidentally-just-wrote-the">hotweiners</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://methlabrador.tumblr.com/post/48792933467">methlabrador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing</p> </blockquote> <p>Layers and layers of communist propaganda</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180691576http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180691576Thu, 23 May 2013 18:59:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/48593293471/shutupaubrey-have-you-ever-been-kissed-so">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/48593006499/have-you-ever-been-kissed-so-passionately-that-you">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/864c3c955da9cdba2fcf99e8deceef16/tumblr_inline_mln4nxRJB71qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180185462http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51180185462Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/49419198122/coolgirlfriend-boys-who-can-pull-off-facial">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coolgirlfriend.tumblr.com/post/49419063220/boys-who-can-pull-off-facial-hair-are-hot">coolgirlfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>boys who can pull off facial hair are hot</p> </blockquote> <p>i think you’re supposed to use a razor</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179865593http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179865593Thu, 23 May 2013 18:47:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30e6c28e466cd9a743b99a52c6d13fae/tumblr_mn4ga1NKG41qe1i57o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd3e2092114d991e604e0b8eaef017f8/tumblr_mn4ga1NKG41qe1i57o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c961cee1cfb36c27102476414c3b581/tumblr_mn4ga1NKG41qe1i57o3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ef4ee4cf7c5de7cbe1c375af4b84fb3/tumblr_mn4ga1NKG41qe1i57o4_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f570bfdbcafb3a74a78e04a008a3b1ba/tumblr_mn4ga1NKG41qe1i57o5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessaryastark.tumblr.com/post/50950938872/game-of-thrones-02x10-03x03-03x06">princessaryastark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><small>Game of Thrones</small></strong><span> </span><small>|| 02x10 || 03x03 || 03x06 || 03x08</small><small><br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179722736http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179722736Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abomasnow.tumblr.com/post/50071752374/do-she-got-the-booty-she-dont">abomasnow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do she got the booty?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2373721b8ec61ccc74d1e02d79b7334e/tumblr_inline_mmkhnpboR51qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>she don’t</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a5904ef111279a17dfc8bf7f8562e557/tumblr_inline_mmkhna3Q991qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179463427http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179463427Thu, 23 May 2013 18:41:57 -0400my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things<br /> me: yes but today is not that dayhttp://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179349345http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179349345Thu, 23 May 2013 18:40:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59874de5684a0c778cd653385a44432d/tumblr_mmpi6rqH5X1rf75wjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db90c15376142bc22fab55ea5a3db68d/tumblr_mmpi6rqH5X1rf75wjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bellathegod.tumblr.com/post/50841290558/damirandawrites-da-great-gatsby-i-aint">bellathegod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damirandawrites.tumblr.com/post/50293741686/da-great-gatsby">damirandawrites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Da Great Gatsby</p> </blockquote> <p>“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179269001http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179269001Thu, 23 May 2013 18:39:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14f0a847551ad3f6c044d2a6d066c56c/tumblr_mlhzkhTt6P1qgxnt4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexanderperchov.tumblr.com/post/48348086780/well-thats-the-best-news-ive-gotten-all-day">alexanderperchov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179230487http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179230487Thu, 23 May 2013 18:38:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69818e37b6a1fbc22cd64451d4bd1c31/tumblr_mh409iIDj01qbljv5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179204222http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179204222Thu, 23 May 2013 18:38:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/229e9615d7507e49b9c94dc40cfa0838/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5499f97c762f15f802ba8b6892248ec/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c01e10ca8535a21c7b53afc9f480aa6b/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0b487463b06235670bcecf29cc3c66b/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6632d9c302a0c259c089d7a72d50171c/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e62b8ca2bdb20419b6a71a4b1cf27f60/tumblr_mmkh57z4lE1qir88ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (<a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2013/05/15/zachary-quinto-spockify/">x</a>)</small></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179046600http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51179046600Thu, 23 May 2013 18:36:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/50332086608/if-you-ever-think-mythology-is-boring-or-serious">bemusedlybespectacled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit</p> <p>just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word <span>ḱerberos, which evolved into the </span><span>greek word kerberos</span><span>, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin</span></p> <p><span>ḱerberos means “spotted”</span></p> <p><span>that’s right</span></p> <p><span>hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog <em>spot</em><br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51178619786http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51178619786Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:19 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex</span></p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51178436560http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51178436560Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://c00kiedough.tumblr.com/post/47987075469/sleeping-in-an-oversized-hoodie-seems-like-a-good">c00kiedough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51177570306http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51177570306Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:46 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oVLjcw8HCrQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofapizza.me/post/51133905007/bunnyfood-listen-to-this-dog-via">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/50581330090/listen-to-this-dog-via-joannecasey-ignoramusky">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Listen to this dog</p> <p>(via <a href="http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2013/05/open-feckin-door.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+IHaveSeenTheWholeOfTheInternet+%28I+have+seen+the+whole+of+the+internet%29&utm_content=Google+Reader">joannecasey</a>:<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVLjcw8HCrQ&feature=player_embedded">ignoramusky</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>♫ <em>and i think to myself…</em></p> <p><em>let me in this damn door</em> ♪</p> </blockquote>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51176939057http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51176939057Thu, 23 May 2013 18:06:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/353870a3ed93fa095a0d7e47f5f82dae/tumblr_mltzvlSQUS1qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51176862425http://connorlikescrack.tumblr.com/post/51176862425Thu, 23 May 2013 18:05:50 -0400